My dear readers, I was once a strong believer in Biblical creationism. I was at one time a strong defender of the Bible. But now all has changed for me. Science has finally come up and proven itself. They have filled the missing holes in evolution. I now have sufficient understanding to base myself entirely upon the evolutionary theory.

It is totally amazing, I couldn’t believe it myself, we have done it. We have gotten the 12th frame—the frame that fits into the gap between 11 and 13. It landed in there and stuck snugly, and so… it has answered all you foolish creationists once and for all.

“It’s like 12 frames of a home movie, but a home movie covering 6 million years,” said study lead author Tim White, co-director of Human Evolution Research Center at University of California at Berkeley.

Oh sorry, I think I’ll have to recant. I just realized something. That is actually the one that fits between frame 11 and frame 5,676,480,000,000,000. Now we have progressed from frame 11 to frame 12. And frame 12 has filled the gap. Frame 12 has filled the gap that actually needs 5,676,479,999,999,988 (five and a half thousand trillion) frames to fill. Frame 12 has filled the gap. Frame 12 has filled the gap. Frame 12 has filled the gap. No. Don’t use intelligence, listen to the scientists. Frame 12 has filled the gap.

My friends. That leaves 99.9999999999999999999999…% of the frames to be filled yet. Do I smell a desperate attempt here?

“This appears to be the link between Australopithecus and Ardipithecus as two different species,” White said. The noticeable difference between the phases of man can be seen in Australopithecus’ bigger chewing teeth to eat harder food, he said.

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I mean seriously, are we beginning to realize that man just doesn’t have the ability to do a thorough job, let alone jab? Do we realize that when God created the world, he created it without any gaps, but when man created the world he created it with a gap that cannot ever fathomably be filled?—That it would take 6,000,000 years to fill that gap if they found one every second, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year?

My God is an awesome God folks. I recant, I mean, after all, I can do my math. I am homeschooled.

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David Macmillan: A “Missing Link” Is Found – And Lost
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